Hi All,
Welcome to the Seventh week of The Comedy Open Mic Contest. Please read the contest rules here
Rules for Judges
- Contest will run for a minimum of 8 weeks, and will continue to run as long as it is sustainable.
- Prizes to be sent out within 24hrs of contest round closing
- @comedyopenmic will announce start and end of every round (approx 5am GMT Fridays, this will be adjusted if needed)
- Judges will do their best to review all entries
- Every effort will be made for @comedyopenmic to upvote all entries
- A big thank you to @take5 and @diebitch for their time and effort in upvoting everybody and ensuring @comedyopenmic spread the upvote love in round 6.
Judges:
- @amirtheawesome1 / @comedyopenmic
- @buttcoins
- @dandesign85
- @idikuci / @comedyopenmic
- @holybranches
- @yesaye
If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.
Do you want to be a judge?
Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.
Prizes
- Court Jester will get 35SBD
- Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
- People's champion will get 1-10SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
- People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
- Top 10 prize pool is 20Steem
- A contestant with a entry that gets onto our Top 10 list will receive 2Steem.
- Lucky Door Prize will be 5SBD
- 5 lucky contestants will get a 1SBD each as a bonus prize.
- Chuck Norris Award - NEW AWARD
- 3 SBD given to the best curator / commenter .
- ** DB Roasting Award** - NEW AWARD
- 5 SBD given to the best roast.
Curators
A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.
- @carlgnash (also really funny, we want entries from him)
- @punchline (will laugh at almost everything)
- @steemwizards (No idea who he is but he's good fun)
- @nonameslefttouse (Make it a good story to get his attention)
- @trafalgar (Inlude #punchline tag to grab his attention)
- @bitfiend (We just like him, dunno why)
If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.
Sponsors
Donations
A big thank you to @dj123, and @jedi-won who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.
@idikuci - 147SBD , @dj123 - 122SBD + 5 Steem, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 42 SBD, @ilt-yodith - 10SBD + 10.899 Steem, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 12SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 10SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @steemmatt - 2SBD, @jedi-won - 2SBD, @bitfiend - 1SBD
Delegations
@idikuci - 2000SP, @dandesign86 / @bluetower - 500SP, @dj123 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP.
Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.
Important Information
If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comment or post please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:
@comedyopenmic, @dj123, @nonameslefttouse, @dandesign86 / @bluetower, @carlgnash, @take5, @ilt-yodith, @punchline, @steemwizards, @trafalgar, @dreemit, @redlipstick, @thedailylaugh, @flipstar, @steemmatt, @bitfiend, @thevillan, @jedi-won.
We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.
This post marks the end of Round 6 and the start of Round 7 of Comedy Open Mic.
Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.
Plagiarism
If you believe someone has submitted a plagiarised entry, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.
Good Luck and Happy Steeming!!
Oh my! Round 7!!
I hope people upvote me generously
What round 7 ???
Yes! Can you believe it?
That's a tough question.
It's right before round 8 and right after round 6.
I upvoted this comment 1%. I was feeling partially generous this time.
Stay tuned, keep up the great stuff, and the future will be wonderful!
I have participated in the contest several times
but I always fail.
I can not make you all laugh.
maybe i have not sustenance.
thanks to all of you who have received postings in the contest so far.
I remain your friends all
success to all and successful amda to the comedyopenmic contest
come into our discord chat, we can help you make great entries and posts if you like.
I am not chatting on discord even i can't go there. if somebody want to help. right here right now. no alibi no another site. easy as that.
Steemit is a blogging site. It doesn't really lend itself to question and answer and discussion format. But we're always happy to give suggestions and advice wherever you want. Just thought if you have a post you want to make before you post it you can ask for advice. Which is easy to do on discord because it can be a discussion between two people that no one else will see, on steemit however you end up clogging up the blockchain with multiple versions of the same text. (Even when you edit or delete a post it remains on the blockchain).
But as I said happy to help wherever people ask.
Thank you for your kind words. I am happy to know that somebody want to help . My admiration goes to the people like you. You have a generous heart , hoping more of your follower be proud of you. Thank You.
Thanks
Same with me - not only have I not won anything, but I even got a post disqualified for not following the rules. I think the Steem community has just not matured enough (or immatured enough) to appreciate our brand of humor. Keep trying!!!
Your entry was great but sometimes they were not able to have an attention.
Yeah bby, the coolest judge is here! 😎
Aww shucks.
Thanks.
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yip yip. on to the next one!
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Memes usually don't get me laughing, but this one is brilliant.
Another round another dolla dolla yo!
Nobody ever really knows why they like me, but that they like to like me. I don't know why either!
It may be the Gyiro...
Wow week #7 already! Who knew you guys would open such a can of worms with your comycon lol. It's really going to go places given time!
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@e-rich/me-entry-for-comedyopenmic-contest
I will take part in the contest #comedyopenmic Round 7, I am waiting for news from my chicken, I told him to lurk my cow.
It's to keep my promise to @take5,
I promised her to post an entry about my cow,
Hopefully my chicken quickly returns from the cow shed.
Hehehehe
If it returns I vote for bacon wrapped chicken!
If the problem of pork, I can not afford, for fear of @idikudi, what if he punish me with his fangs?
true, he does like pork.
Better not risk it.
My entry
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@irma27/comedi-open-mic-round-7-lose-sbd-losing-love-570b4cda7433f
Succes for
comedyopenmic contest
Absolutely hope so.
hello,guys!!! here is my entry to the round 7
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@jonsnoww/comedy-openmic-round-7-when-your-wife-hits-you-by-jonsnoww
I mistakenly entered my round #7 too early, hence it's not valid, but check it out anyhow - #prematureEjokeUulation
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@popsoz/comedy-open-mic-round-6-my-pear-skating-post-epicfail
My entry to this round.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@fabian98/comedy-open-mic-round-7-don-t-you-find-it-strange-that-they-changed-it
My other entry.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@fabian98/comedy-open-mic-round-7-what-has-happened-to-this-world
I felt it was time to write a disclaimer. (Which is my first entry for this round)
How exciting and congratulations to all the participants, including me, mmm, I will participate again with more cruel jokes hahahaha @comedyopenmic
Thanks for making this contest I love to be here
@maujmasti
Is it just me or the results for round 6 got missing.
results for round 6 won't be out yet. we need time to pick the winners
If you want to know the winner now, let's transform into a wind, and we go into computer @ Comedyopenmic.
Hehehehe.
Let's waiting for the announcement of the winner #comedyopenmic Round 6
Here is my entry : )
check out this virtual story.....
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@jayed007/comedy-open-mic-round-7-hot-cruel-and-sad-story
My, you're quick off the mark! you get a second entry don't forget!
Okay but my post will be same, cause i don't have extra time to write another .
You have 1 week. If you don't have time to write another one, that's ok.
Sorry there was little bit misunderstanding .
But definately i will write another new one for next round .
Thank you .
Here's my first official entry for round #7:
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@popsoz/comedy-open-mic-round-7-best-damn-chicken-fingers
Here my participation for round 7!
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@arlemvs/comedia-open-mic-round-7-the-shower-by-arlemvs
Had a ton of fun last week. Here's my entry for this week: How to Talk to Dog People, 10 easy rules for succes!
Thanks. Btw, incase you are feeling adventurous, we allow two entries per round.
Wonderfull contest
Thank you. We look forward to your entry
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@sittishabir/sofi-did-not-want-to-look-like-her-daddy-3e1e7d1250292
Shampoo fact. !!!!😂😂😂
Here is my 2nd entry hope you guys like it 😊
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@jayed007/comedyopenmic-round-7-2nd-entry-shampoo-fact
Again I will try, here my entry to round 7:
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@lunasilver/comedia-open-mic-round-7-my-entrance-again-mi-entrada-otra-vez
oh..round me 4....please u upvote me
Of course darling, just put in an entry to the contest. We upvote everyone.
Sure, make an entry for the contest first.
My entry for round 7: https://steemit.com/kudospoetry/@therosepatch/marriage-free-verse-poem
This post has received a 50.00% upvote from @aksdwi thanks to: @diebitch.
My entry for Round 7. Good luck to everyone taking part!
I'm late again, please don't forget me!
I hope is not too late for me! This is my entry
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@psicomar/comedy-open-mic-round-7-guessing