When you get home, suddenly you get nauseous, you immediately hold the stomach that feels a bit bulging, then you remember that you dating with your boyfriend!
With a sadness and fear you immediately run to the pharmacy and buy a testpack (pregnancy test kits)
You hurry to try the test kits and waiting for the results...
More fear cause remembering the words in the pharmacy where you bought it...
oh gooooddd.... (while shaking)
suddenly your heart seemed to stop beating and the sky was like a thunderbolt!
And it's done!
Now you just remember, it turns out you just came back from drinking alcohol and eating lots of pizza just like you did on a date with your boyfriend since 1 month ago. That's why you're nauseous and BULGING!
WTF!!!
Don't be serious! And dont forget to buy a condom, haha!😂
Its joke story for comedy contest which held by @comedyopenmic thanks a lot for this awesome contest, also to all the Judges:
@amirtheawesome1 / @comedyopenmic
@buttcoins
@dandesign85
@idikuci / @comedyopenmic
@holybranches
@yesaye
And this section i challange this two girl to make a joke entry for #comedyopenmic. Hello @yundriana @sittishabir i heard you had win an indonesian comedy openmic before right? So lets play it!
@muhammadfaisal you tell me that you wanna try, so what you waiting for?lets join!
Thanks for read it guys! 😂
Much love,
@cutramadhani
As the creator, curator and biggest donator to COM, I say you are welcome.
Nice entry.
Thank you very much, your comment made me flattered and spirited 😊
hey @cutramadhani didn't see you nominate two steemians to participate
you can edit your post or do it in the comment section. thanks
Thank you so much to remind me, brother :) I will
damn could fat cause so much trouble. no wonder kim jong un is not a nuisance
brilliant entry btw
she just like to eat pizza and don't have lots money to buy comdom, may you treat her😂 Hahaha..
Thanks brother :)
This happens to me all the time. My friends say I can't get pregnant because I am a male. Well I don't want to be the first.
Have you see my last post to @comedyopenmic ? It impossible is nothing. Look here
It sweet, isn't it?
Don't be scary, you could try it! Hahaha...
yes... this was funny. sorry to hear about your weight problem.
haha! thats not a big problem, btw thanks for comment, brother!
wah pos yang sangat bagus
Thanks brother!
iya
Yang ku teupeu sikrak syit condom
Laen aleh peu di tuleh
HAHAHA ata sit nyan yang teingat sabe!
Wadefak postingan peu nyo ka maen kondom2 -_- Plek!
Haha! Be positive thinking please!
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Hampit gagal paham, untung ada mbah google 😂
Gagal paham ada mbah google, mah kalo gagal beli con**m gimana atuh! 😂
@zulfa0109 lets join this #comedyopenmic contest!
kecelakaan 😂😂😂
lebih parah dari itu haha!
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