There was a woman from Nantucket,
who left her job and said “fu#k it”,
she set her office on fire,
shouted on the amplifier,
corporate can “su#k it”.
There once was a man in Rome,
who impulsively sold his home.
Some bitcoin he bought ,
promptly called crackpot
by fallacies in human genome.
There was a community on steemit,
who farted through their armpit,
They were young and carefree,
until they forgot their master key,
now they have to beat it! beat it!
The once was a poet who couldn’t rhyme,
but she started tough with an orange,
and had to give up on her dream,
became a sober stolid accountant,
until she went out on a binge.
There once was a dyslexic crypto trader,
Who was a starry moon traitor,
but Obi Wan gave him a scold,
gave him steem to HODL,
that he got from Darth Vader.
Girl on steemit was very hot,
I upvote her like a bot,
She fed on my FUD*, *(Fear, uncertainty and doubt)
turned out to be a dude,
yesterday we tied the knot
dyslexic crypto trader
started his day
had to buy
the top coin
but bought
Potcoin
In sweden, If someone wants to kiss you, run!
Pee in swedish is kiss
Some roasting of the judges:
@dj123’s blog is like their sense of humour (Non-existent)
@idikuci has an alternate blog on steemit
Steemnsfw- Not suitable for world
Disclaimer: I do not know the gender of both these Judgeheads , at this point, I’m too afraid to ask.
i want to see people roast judges during divorce proceedings
ooo a clue, are these 2 er amazing ppl married
Isn't that cannibalism?
I'm thoroughly confused, you and steemnsfw are the same person, but also dj123
No, @dj123 is a weirdo. Steemnsfw is an outlet for my... Strange depravities, or that's how I think of it. Mostly just an excuse to upvote boobs and dicks.
Don't listen to him @diebitch, @idikuci is just a sicko claiming credit for all the glorious work that Steemnsfw does, I'm the master curator making sure funny is greased so everyone can slide in.
Don't pretend I don't tickle your feather.
Pretend I tickle don't your feather don't.
.feather don't tickle Your don't Pretend I
Your pretend. I don't tickle don't feather
Hey! Bitch get my name right.
Or you might just wake up next to a cut off horse penis.
There once was a man named @NoNamesLeftToUse.
He viewed a post,
said hi to the host,
then voted because he could not refuse.
Did I do it right?!
Sorry, I'm new. It's my first day, but I start tomorrow.
you're fired
Next :P
That's the fifth time this week and it's only Monday!
hey could be
worstentertaining, be like ground hog day and you gotta deal with @diebitch till you win her over, my Steem says you'll probably Bill Murray herI thought that was an Adam Sandler movie.
it's a classic Murray, but hey, they should remake it with Sandler, be more angsty
hahahahaha
This is what happens when you listen to @sisygoboom.
No. This is what happens when I don't listen to anyone.
lol i see, you be your worst frienemy
who is @sisygoboom?
Sharpens knives
Great entry. Thank you for participating in this week's contest. We look forward to your entry next week for even more laughs.
I love this post so much! This form just makes me want to join in...
There once was an unhealthy man.
To get healthy was the only plan.
He found @chiaandgreen,
and the whole vegan scene.
Now that fit man is vegan!
(it's only a man for rhyming sake; woman doesn't flow)
awesome rhyme @chiaandgreen, come join us, put up your entry to #comedyopenmic I upvote all contestants that i checkout
@diebitch,
I think your username is perfect just missing a space.
Thank for classing this place up with your poetry. But i'm afraid I'm going to have to flag you.
@diebitch, consider yourself flagged.
hehe you had me scared till I clicked the link
Don't click links! It's dangerous. Don't you guys know it's fishy/phishing!
If you want to learn how to be better spammers, without using links to get attention, please consider reading the spam tutorial (for advanced spammers only).
I laughed pretty good at this one. You should join the #comedyopenmic
She did. It is awesome!!
I deny everything! it's all @diebtich's fault!
You're right it is awesome. Love satire!
I did... ;-)
Awesome - this is the kind of poetry I enjoy 😊
Haha, this one was funny indeed. Thanks for joining our curation trail on telegram! n.n
@diebitch how dare you test with the last part of my name @dj123© that's trademark protected!
@dj123© has given everyone fair usage rights . Loves to be used:P
damn it @diebitch who told you that you could appealed to my sluttiness....is there no decency for protecting secrets here!
bloody @steemnsfw is such kiss and tell
Welcome to the blockchain!
me kiss and tell? my picture tells a thousand words
oh wait that's with @idikuci, now where did i leave it?....oh yeah, here's the one with @dj123
Can you ask Dj to stop using me as a crotch. I want DJ to be crotchless
is wondering how that would work
Let me work you mother dissapointers
I've yet to disappoint your mother
Oh Snap
Nice post thanks for sharing...
... sharing for thanks post nicE
daem...and I thought my dyslexia was bad
post nice for sharing... Thanks
awesome post,,,,,
Cathy Pacific was the correct answer 😁
nice pst I will follow you're post
I'm not a post,
I'm not a post,
I'm not a post...
cries
Goes to therapist
Hahaha great entry @diebitch! Loved it.
Looks like we all know the secret to winning contests now:
roast the fu~k out of judges
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How covenient, time for my The Voice audition
brb