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RE: 6 Majors Way More Worthless Than Your English Degree (Comedy Open Mic Round # 28)

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago (edited)

Oh please. These are the most important courses you'll ever take.

  1. Popular Culture: for all the aliens among us to learn how we operate as a society - a) to properly fit in, and b) to take over more easily.
  2. Nautical Archaeology: To find out if any alien ships crashed for us to examine, and to know what we're up against if we must flee underseas when the aliens take over.
  3. Canadian Studies: I could make a joke about the Canadians actually being aliens, but this comment has far too serious repercussions for such a thing. No, the Canadians are actually in league with the aliens, we may all be sent there when the aliens take over and assign the Canadians as our overlords. I might think that the Canadians were the only ones able to defend themselves, but come on, they're Canadians! also, I've intercepted multiple communications between them and the mother ship
  4. Astrobiology:

    Duh

  5. Bagpiping: either to distract our new alien masters or to entertain them.
  6. Puppet Arts: yeah, that one's just for those weird, completely insane people among us. Wait a second... I'm weird and completely insane. How do I sign up?
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This is golden, man! 😂 Spin this off into a full blown post as a rebuttal entry! 😁