Comedyopenmic Enrty 1: The Body of Christ by @katilinares

in #comedyopenmic7 years ago

The Body Of Christ



One Sunday a homeless person approaches the church to take the ostia. is placed in the row to receive it, when it's his turn the ostia is over, the father quickly rips off a piece of the sole of his shoes and gives it to him:

-The body of Christ.

The poor man eats it chewing very hard.

When he leaves the church he asks a woman who left the church as well:

-Madam, what did they give you?

-They gave me the Body of Christ.

-Ammm Ok, because I think they gave me the leather of the balls of Christ

JAjajajaajja I Hope You Have FUN!!!

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lol well that's an appropriate description. hope to see you in next week's contest!

👍 👍- that's some mean priest where you're from

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@katilinares, that's funny. Is this entry 1 for Round 2? If it is, add Round 2 either in the title or in the text. Thank you

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