Scene: Sun is rising in the background and one tiny crypto portfolio is wondering what the hell just hit it?
07:00 - Feeling quite weak - I lost about a hundred billion pounds in just 4 hours!
08:00 - One hour candles are consistently red for the last 2688 hours - will I live to see another day??? I seem to be getting lighter by the second!
11:30 - Ok, maybe the worst is over now! I have seen two green hourly candles and according to Haejin's triangles, I have broken the resistance line or some shit like that. I think I am in the clear! Let the bull run begin. (cracks open a bottle of bubbly - and sips whilst looking at coinmarketcap)
13:00 - Oh crap - that was a bull trap! I have lost another ten billion pounds in the last ten minutes! I think it is over for realz this time! I better say my good byes to all the Dans and Neds :(
16:00 - I am struggling to breath - there is not enough trading volume - don't bear with me - I don't want you to see me like this.
19:30 - Well hello beautiful, guess who's back?? I think I just put on 5000 billion pounds in last couple of hours. Now tell me again - who's your daddy?
21:00 - Feeling rather good again! I am invincible now - I have way too much invested in me, they wouldn't dare try and mess with me now!
23:45 - Not so good anymore - people have heard some rumours and now I am in shit again - it is too much for my code to cope with, I think it is the end!
00:00 - Prayer time - Oh lord of triangles please please let me live - I promise I will be good! Give me a chance to get to gazillion dollar marketcap and I will save the world! Pleaseeeee
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just pray to ranchoalexo and all will be right with the world.
Haha, this was me over Xmas except it wasn't billions :D
I know right :) - I don't have billions either, well unless you count all the Zimbabwean billions ;)
Nicky I nominated you for the comedyopenmic in my last entry! Please give it a go - I think you will be brilliant at it (I know you are brilliant with words and full of stories ;)
xx Lucy
Oh really? I didn't see or get a notification! How can I turn those on? Sorry, I think I miss a few things as I struggle to get on to steemit every day. I'll have a look :)
What do I need to do, how do I find out? Questions :D
Thanks for the nice words too, hope I can live up to the expectation now!
I know, I don't get notifications either :( Not sure how to get them!
I think Steemit notifications are a bit of a lottery! Yes please check it out and I look forward to seeing your entry - it's round 10 now so you must just add that in your title and also read the rules (you can see the post is resteemed on my blog and it will tell you everything) :)
I have written something and hope I've made it in round 10 - hope you find it amusing :D
Think I have done it right, tagged the relevant things according to the rules and nominated a couple of others.
You lose money with the voodoo charts of TA!
An interesting post and happy Saturday :)
lol! I don't do any charting stuff as you can probably tell ;)
Happy Saturday :)
Well, now I know how we're going get a bit of weight off of Dover.
ha ha - Dover is perfect, no need for weight loss ;)
xx Lucy
Loosing weight it takes effort and time, dont mind it as long as in good health and have a happy life.