hahaha this is so clever and so hilarious!!! Homeless British dentist and orthodontist...who would have ever thought, but it's perfect!
So many great lines, but I'm still laughing with this one,
If you don't mind, I'd like to skip the spit and rinse part on account of I'm rather starving to death.
And I'm going to have little British ditties playing in my head all night lol
You quoted my favorite line. You just got a new follower ;)