Hi, I'm meatwad.
I may be retarded, but I'm not sure. @mastershake left me in the damn freezer too long- got freezer burn.
I like playing with my dolls, and listening to my jambox, and fine ass shorties.
And drugs.
I ain’t got no job, my wife left me, bills piling up, I got child-support payments, and I don’t know if any of what I just said is true.
I would kill somebody in front of their own mama to get a ten speed. And if any witnesses testify against me, I'll gouge their eyes out.
My best friend is Boxy Brown.
Wait, what was I doing?
Oh, Steemit, right.
Shake says that books are the devil and T.V. is twice as fast.
Just let me know if y'all want to play some clam digger, love that game, all about the parking.
It don't matter what you look like on the outside, white or black or sasquatch even, as long as you follow your dream no matter how crazy or against the law it is.
Except if it's FOMO 3D, that'd be fun if I was stupid.
I wanted a bunny rabbit, I was gonna name it Nathan... that's Latin for warm by the way... Nathan Scott Phillips.
Well I can't remember what I was doing here, time to go do my power walking.
One day I gone learn to swim. When I'm an adult. Swim.
I'm not drunk! You the drunk one! Are you gonna do somethin bout it?!
Fudge you, butthole.
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I nominate @boxybrown and @mcpeepants they cool.
This post and all ensuing posts is a tribute to the Meatwad character, creation of Dave Willis and Matt Maiellaro for the Cartoon Network/Adult Swim show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"
Hello meatwad
Are you a stranger? I's not supposed to talk to strangers. Or leprechauns
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Boy, I's not sure these votes were used wisely.
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Why thank you, puppy. That's very nice. But I has a family.
Hey there meatwad, who's your owner? :D
Me. I'm his owner.
Saaaay are you single? Cause I can see the love on your eyes.
I work out.
Don't listen to him!
He's mean to me.
And he sure as hell don't work out none.
Lol. Ok. U boys be good now. 😂
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dude i've got the secret dungeon for your awesomeness. it the weirdos basement AKA Comedy Discord Server
Should I be expecting you?
Frylock is always warning me to stay out of stranger's dungeons.
I keep forgetting!
Have you seen my brain?
I took it out to put my sunglasses on and can't find it.
Your brain's in here.
Let's find it together.
Free candies.
Hear that meatwad?
Free candies
You should go get some for me.
I'll be here waiting for the next panel van to hitch a ride in.
Okay who is fucking with me here.
Also, you can get in too. I'll get off.
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I do love a parade!
Thanks for reminding me. I need to fire up the BBQ.
Thanks for reminding me.
It is time for bed.
I hope you has the meat rubs, I do love me some meat rubs.
I want the drugs you're taking.
Drugs are bad! No they's not! Yay, them voices in my head again!
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Dear scary clown.
I would like to make an arrangement.
I has 14 cents.
It can be yours if you don't kill me.
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Nice intro and Happy to meet you. All steemit community welcome you. our support is always with you. Best of luck dear
I can hotdog igloo and abraham lincoln, but ain't no deer
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Hello fair and gentle creature.
You has the face of an angel that I could fall asleep to at night on my grill.
However, it appears you might has a medical condition.
Master Shake had the same problem once it turned out he had an all catfood diet and never exercised.
Lay off the catfood and make friends with a treadmill zenkly. For your own good.
welcome @meatwad :p
Thank you, knock knock.
You is all so friendly here.
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Welcome to Steem @meatwad.
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Welcome to Steem @meatwad.
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Welcome to Steem @meatwad.
Do read A thumb rule for steemit minnows - 50:100:200:25 for starter tips.
Spend time reading Steem Blue Paper to know how Steem blockchain works and if you still have any queries ask them on our Ask me anything about Steemit post and we will try to answer that.
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