Mosqueteros, with the support of @comedyopenmic, is pleased to present to you -
The first satirical newspaper of Steemit:
"El Mosquete"
Here we will cover the most important and relevant news of the community...and some other gossip from the neighbor.
We will do whatever it takes to get the news to your screen.
If @anomadsoul gets caught celebrating Rep 70 like a valley girl after her last final, we will be there.
Or if ComedyOpenMic get their act together and start being funny, we’ll be there too.
We won’t discriminate against anyone because of race, sexual orientation or gender.
We will probably make fun of it, but we certainly won’t decriminalise prostitution. Wait, no sorry, wrong post. We will be impartial and poke fun at all the weird and wonderful things happening on the steem blockchain and yet go unreported. Everyone is our sights and fair game for our reporters and we will always get our man, no wait that’s the Canadian Mounties. Irregardless, we promise to bring the most up-to-date coverage of the menace Spiderman and hourly photos of @zenkly’s new moustache. So, lock up your children because we are prepared to do what needs doing on the front lines of news.
And as @walden would say:
Director
Writers
You can read their articles throughout the week.
The dark journalist of Mosqueteros that is better to have as an ally than as an enemy.
A man of acid language and heavy humor, one day we found him wandering, we needed a Venezuelan who will protect us and we decided to adopt him.
Given the urgent need to give an ethical axis to the newspaper, we decided to recruit this journalist for his incorruptible rectitude and moral standing. We know that your stay in prison was just an "accident".
Source
Every two weeks, "El Mosquete" will publish a report with the articles of our writers.
The best 3 articles of the community, which on this occasion thanks to the support of @comedyopenmic, will be rewarded in the following way:
First place: 7SBD
Second place: 5SBD
Third place: 3 SBD
The articles that want to participate must have the following characteristics:
- The article must have a news format with a humorous tone.
- From 400 to 1000 words.
- It must contain the tags #comedyopenmic and #elmosquete.
- Participations made from the publication of this article and until Saturday, August 25 will be taken into account.
- This contest receives entries in both Spanish and English. Both versions constitute the same contest, so it is not necessary to make entries in both languages, although it would be interesting to reach many more people. In any case, they will be taken as a single participation.
We are on the lookout for your news and do not forget either - our writers have you in their sights.
We hope to have your support to continue with this initiative.
Any support, donations, delegations, or undergarments can be thrown at the @mosqueteros account.
We also ask for your support for those who support us and support those who support us... you know.
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We thank @idikuci and @sharanaithal who enriched and made this article readable.
The whole idea is to present "news" in a humorous way right? Does the "news" necessarily have to be true? Like talking about @jerrybanfield's third nipple or talking about @dj123's history of selling drugs
Exactly, but please do not report @dj123. He is our main provider. We need those drugs to work D:
my name = royalty, if you use it, i get 50% of all your profits
"We will probably make fun of it, but we certainly won’t decriminalise prostitution. Wait, no sorry, wrong post."
LMAO
Hi mosqueteros,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating, this will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied.
Judges:
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Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
pffffffft!
First satirical paper on steemit?
Have you not checked out...?
....Loads of editions...Is this one of those 'media mogul' wars I've heard about? ..... lmao...
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