He will pay for it- Comedy Open mic Round 12

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago (edited)

This is interesting. There's this pretty blonde girl who never pays for any meal she eats at a restaurant.
This was how it works. First she would dress up nice, walk into any restaurant and waits for sometime for any guy to approach her and she orders what she likes(food) and on leaving she'd say "He will pay for it" she's really gorgeous, so it makes sense for her to eat free without paying. huh. On one occassion, when she left the guy saying " He will pay it", the guy she left almost got beat up for a meal he didn't order. ( the price for a pretty girl). laughs.
She had now become an expert at doing this.
So, on this particular evening, she dressed really nice , went into this restaurant and she met theeee wrooong guy.
So as usual, she sat down, being a pretty girl, the guy approached her. She ordered and they both talked and laughed as she ate. She was about going, when the waiter approached her saying " M'am, who's gonna pay for the food". She smiled and said "He will pay for it". The waiter in disgust said that man pointing at the guy she was with. It was then that pretty blonde looked at the nicely dressed mad man, she was laughing and eating with it.
Smiling he said" Pretty girl don't have money, I don't have money, We die here today".
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You know how it ends.................
Hint: She got the embarrasment of her life

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I nomimate @manze and @sonime
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haha, this is why I prefer brunnettes

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does she die from that embarrassment ....