Three men were living together in London. A Nigerian, an Afro-American and a West Indian. They didn't have money to buy and so they were very hungry, in fact starving.
So they decided to take a walk. While they were walking they saw this really fancy restaurant and decided to come up with a master plan.
Then the Afro-American walked into the restaurant, ordered a three course meal and an expensive wine. When he was eating, the waiter brought his bills then he yelled at the waiter, claiming he already paid for the food. Since the waiter didn't want to start a scene, he let the man walk away.
Next was the West Indian, he also ordered a three course meal and an expensive white wine. He finished eating and the waiter handed him his bills. He also yelled at the waiter and walked away as if he has been insulted. The waiter also let him go.
Finally the Nigerian walked in, ordered the most expensive meal and a bottle of red wine. When he was almost done eating, the waiter walked up to him and explained everything that had happened to him earlier. Then the Nigerian answered him saying: NO VEX OO, BUT THAT ONE WAY YOU DEY TALK NA YOUR OWN, I JUST WANT MAKE YOU GIVE ME MY CHANGE.
I nominate @haoma and @bhoa for this week.
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We don't play around here.😂 the waiter will need interpretation though.
We don't play around here.😂 the waiter will need interpretation though.
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