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leave those shenanigans for girls falling asleep on buses

Is that where you pick up your girlfriends?

This is what happens when your partner finally finds you attractive.

you or the image currently on the tv... Boris Johnson... Yum

Boris Johnson... Trump's illegitimate brother.

Well, it's about time...all the primping is starting to wear me out.

But.... the point of hitting the town is to get the girl home so you can fool around....

(Sigh) love is confusing.

Yes, @acolucky, but there's a process to these things...skipping a step just makes the whole thing fall into chaos.

Wait so I have to take her out again just to bring her home again even though we're already home? What is this trickery...

hahaha imagine if this is real @take5

it is. her and I worked on this skit for a while.

Why are you pretending like you don't want it?

We like to role play....makes it more fun.

@take5 I can not imagine, if in the pants it is a iron,
Hehehehe
you are very funny.
Thank you

A boner is a terrible thing to waste...

It makes a good punching weiner.

Poor guy, he was being too subtle. He should have removed his pants, THEN she would have gotten the point.

Haha...yeah, women can be so clueless sometimes.

very good post