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Yeah, I was bullshitting.

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I was wondering what that smell was

I wasn't going to say anything but I thought the smell was coming from you.

We should ask your wife if she smells anything funny

I think it would be easier for me to ask yours since she is lying right next to me. Your wife makes lovely pancakes.

#KING

That's most likely your stalker in bed with you right now since I'm not nor have I ever been married. See what happens when you put your junk where it's not supposed to go.

You may want to watch the movie "Fatal Attraction" and if you have any pets, you may want to temporarily re-home them. Just saying 🙄

It's Ok bro, I know its hard to admit that your a cuck. I won't tell anyone.