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I have a friend like that also .. they can be such a turd sometimes but overall is a good person.

Probably constipated and feeling crappy....or would that be crapless

If he is constipated he would likely be full of shit .... ..

Depends™ on the day. He had prunes for breakfast so he may loosen up

Sounds like your friend might be getting himself into some messy business.

Sounds like your friend might
Be getting himself into
Some messy business.

                 - rentmoney


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