I smirked reading this, but I also felt sad for the state of humanity.
I think there's an error in your final piece of code. It should be "get_consent(boob)"
I'm actually not a coder, so I could be wrong. I am curious if I was following along enough to understand how to correctly code though. :)
It could be get_consent(boob), though I had envisioned get_consent() as a more general procedure than explicit_permission() which, as you can see in the earlier example, takes a body part argument. Probably get_consent() takes a Person object, if anything, but objectifying people tends to be troublesome in this context.
Ahhh, I see what you're saying. Like I said, I'm not really a coder, so although I might understand a little of it, I could be totally off-base. Ha ha.
Yeah, don't get yourself in trouble. Best to keep things clean.