Hot Tips!!! ~ Hot Damned!!!

in #comics6 years ago

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Welcome back to another quick take of Hot Tips ladies and gents. This is the place you can come to find out how you can drop a few bucks and immediately turn it into some delicious coin...or Steem to Power Up as I always recommend.

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This past week’s comics saw the release of a new Batman comic in DC’s new Black Label line. The title is Batman Damned and the issue is #1. Once again I repeat...this just came out on Wednesday so RUN right now to your local shop to find a copy.

There are 2 covers to this book. The art is absolutely breathtaking by the totally underrated Lee Bermejo and the story by Brian Azzarello.

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The cover price on this bad boy is $6.99...and both covers are currently selling for between $60-$80 a piece!!! Check out sales from just today.

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Now you may be asking why this book has jumped 10 fold in just a mere matter of days?!? Well a few reasons...FOMO. Fear of missing out does not just apply to the crypto markets. It started fetching $25...then $40...and kept rising as more news agencies started covering the story as to WHY the book was hot. Then DC came out and said that they are editing and correcting ANY future printings and the digital editions. People started losing their fucking minds!!!

Ok ok...so you want to know what the big deal is?!? BATDICK!!! That’s right. In a couple of panels, you kinda sorta see Batman’s piece...in the flesh. It’s in shadows but it’s there in all it’s glory. Enjoy folks...

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I personally think it’s a mistake on DC’s part to bow and cave in to pressure. The line is a mature audience line that kids cannot or shouldn’t be buying but what the hell do I know. We ordered a decent chunk of these and sold out on Friday with people popping in all weekend searching for some tasty Batdick, just to leave disappointed by me...as most women sadly have throughout my life.

I believe a second printing is already in the works that will have Batwang scrubbed from it. Oh...there is also a super rare version that was sent out to random select comic shops last month. This advance copy states it on the bottom left corner and contains no text. Just art. If you pop into a store and they have one, snag it!!!

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So let me know if you are able to secure any copies!!! If you are lucky and find a few at your local comic shops, list those fuckers immediately and turn the profits into some yummy Steem here to help further your adventures here. You won’t regret it!!! Enjoy hunting Batpipe folks!!!

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BATDICK!!! That’s right. In a couple of panels, you kinda sorta see Batman’s piece...in the flesh

Haha, the local LGS in my town's owner is a huge Batman fan. Ill send this on to him, hes not on Steemit but keeps threatening to make an appearance.

Drag him on!!! I’ve dragged a bunch on so far. Only a couple have touched it out but they seem to really be enjoying it. It’s jice to see that. We need more comic folk on here. Lmk what his thoughts on BatWang are.

Noticed this a couple of days ago go up right away and thought it was a boner, turns out it was.

Lolololol

Did you snag a copy? All shops in my area are sold out

It sucks, I actually didn't. If you have any extra, I would be in the market for one personally and one that I would be reselling if you do have any extra :D Hit me up in email if you do, I can pay in funny internet money. I seen the price jump I feel in time where I bet if I did the footwork I could have got some but I forget what day it was and by now I hadn't even thought about calling any shops because I assume it has to be sold out (but that is just me making an ass out of myself, nothing out of the ordinary).

I wish I had extra. We sold out on Thursday after it came out. Basically a little over 24 hours. Sucks. We ordered what we thought was high on it. Nowhere near enough.

I always wondered about batman.... now I know!

😂

Yeah, It’s crossed all our minds.

Never thought I'd look at heading to a comic store to look for Batman's penis.

Quit lying to yourself...you always knew it would end up like this...

Not true, I always imagined it would be lurking on a street corner in Gotham City wearing stiletto heels and a feather boa.

Sounds perfect. That’s how I met my wife....