Yeah, I dont like this crawling either. Speak your mind, thats my motto. So how about this:
"Hey dude. We've noticed bisness isse pretty good for you letely. So me, Rocco and Tony here are makin you a exclusive offer: You upvot our stuff - but with da 100% claro - and things keep goin smoothe. And smoothe is good, right? Right. Bcause shit can happen, y'know. You dont wanta shit to happen, right? Right."
:)