Thomas Jefferson was a hypocrite, and here is a quote by him:
"The way to have good and safe government is (not to have a government) trust it all to one, but to divide it among the many, distributing to every one exactly the function he is competent to(the bankers are competent to rob you blind, the police to catch your slaves). Let the National Government be entrusted with the defence of the nation(so they can hide behind national defense and excuse everything in the name of it you stoopid stooopid monkey of a hypocrite) and its foreign and federal relations(so they can conspire with others); the State governments with the civil rights(and regulations, and stipulation, and mandates and certificates, and licenses and insurances and fees and countless laws that make it safer and easier to subjugate your will), laws, police and administration of what concerns the State generally(because nothing says governament like the mechanism of delivering force); the counties with the local concerns of the counties(LOLOLOLOL, why detail something as mundane as counties, they get the last cut of the cake), and each ward direct the interests within itself(unless it's secession, then fuck em). It is by dividing and subdividing these republics from the great national one down through all its subordinations(example america), until it ends in the administration of every man's farm by himself(unless they don't pay taxes and get those licenses and permissions); by placing under every one what his own eye may superintend, that all will be done for the best(good intentions you hypocrite, tell us about liberty with your slave owning ass, you're a laugh)."
Taking the opposite meaning and adding your own editorial. Then calling a great thinker a hypocrite! Awesomesauce.