LET HER GO, STEEMITRI!
Visiting IKEA as a couple has consequences. You should have known that!
And assembling a closet as a couple can have serious consequences for a relationship!!
Everything was fine after the first one.
But then you insisted on getting an identical closet and doing the whole thing over again...
That killed her.
Women can only take so much.
They are not as resilient as mannequins.
So, stop banging on the doors.
Stop sleeping on top of your closet.
Wipe your tears off the floor and move to a new place. Because how are you going to explain this second closet to your next girl friend?
The one that has been nailed shut and can't be opened…?
Haha, that was funny :-) maybe I was only trying to secure together the two twin closets to avoid a total collapse! Unlikely there is no girlfriend around... would you be up for a drink tomorrow evening?
Well, in that case I could add my closet to your two closets to create more stability... One day, when we move in together. I mean, we do seem to have the same taste in furniture. So starting with a drink could maybe possibly be a good idea... But first I want to see pictures of the inside of your closets to make sure there are no skeletons.
You are very funny!