"At 35W TDP, the i5 8500T costs roughly $6.50/yr to run."
That's amazing. I could literally run that with the solar panels on my pickup truck - while I was running my table saw at a remote site innawoods.
The costs of transmission and storage of data have declined almost incomprehensibly. I can remember the advent of Microshaft's Terraserver, which touted a Terabit of data storage as a marvel of the day. I do not understand why anyone suffers the cloud when you demonstrate not only nominal data capacity, but even redundancy.
In the meantime, keyboard failures have defeated me. I cannot compare your competence with my demonstrable lack of it. At least I have your post as evidence competency actually exists, while I communicate with smoke signals.
Thanks!