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Aren't you a Mexican in Mexico?

Man, your guestimator is on the fritz.
Nope, ima gringo, gringo loco, to be exact.
You wouldnt believe the discrimination ive faced.
Not people that know me, but certainly in the streets when they figure out i dont hablar fuerte.

but his assumption meter is working fine.
:D

Its the tie cutting off oxygen to his brain.
It gives him denythetruthverticulytis.
He cant change his programming fast enough.
At least he is looking outside his box.

Yeah, thats the first step for sure.

kinda like the story of the people in the cave, he is atleast starting to wonder.
:D

Maybe he will stop celebrating having a tie.
I know i would feel shame if i had one.

if i was to put it on for me cause i wanted to thats one thing, if i had to wear it for work like a uniform thats another story.
lol
might as well be a mc donalds work shirt at that point imo.