Hahaha, I sure didn't expect this, though it became evident once I read the thing about burgers. I like this a lot, it reminds me a tiny little bit of Inside Out, the movie, only less toonish and more real. Perfectionism isn't bad per se, but there is a limit to it. Good quality is important, but it's worth nothing if you never finish.
Really good material. I'll be reading your stuff from now on!