The Evil in Fidget Spinners

in #conspiracy8 years ago

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I came accross this satirical article, and found it really humorous considering the current fidget spinner craze.

https://relevantmagazine.com/article/5-major-theological-problems-with-fidget-spinners/

It basically explains why the fidget spinner is evil, and it made me think that it is probably only a matter of time before someone seriously claims that fidget spinners are the work of Satan. Lo and behold, I googled it and there already is someone that made that claim! I have included the link below:

https://www.google.com.mt/amp/www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/uk-news/fidget-spinners-branded-work-satan-13249058.amp

I think it is very appropriate, as religion sometimes see evil in totally everything from the Monster's Energy Drink logo, The peace symbol (which is supposedly a broken cross), Toblerone (apparently it's a pyramid) but I only see a mountain.

Why do things need to be over analysed? Can't they just be what they are? Without hidden meaning, secret subliminal messages or evil symbolism. Lets just enjoy playing with our fidget spinner while we drink our Monster and eat out Toblerone.

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Please do not talk about the god damn thing!!

take off the tin foil hat and work on getting a job, income, and assets

conspiracy theories wont put food on the table or a roof over your head

I am not doing this to put a roof over my head or to make money. I am really passionate about it and it is something I am interested in.

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