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It's so hard to find a good tinfoil hat nowadays. Yeah, you can improvise with an aluminum foil hat, but they're nowhere near as effective. Better than nothing, but the lizard people's thought control beams are so damn powerful.

The tin hat is for protection from EMP and EMC. The only protection from TPTB or lizards is KNOWLEDGE :)

You have MrMBB333 mistaken with the wrong person. Why make false claims about MrMBB333? MrMBB333 is the most reliable and trustworthy reporter out there!