RE: *CLOSED* Traf's 1 Liner Contest: Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone

[bloomberg215]

Unlikely way to breakup with someone :

1. Tell them you have to move abroad for work, like in Yemen :)
2. Try to get them to break up whit you, like you go out in fancy restaurant and then start masturbating in public.
3. You can act like a retard and pretend you don't now them any more.

Comments

[trafalgar]

i'll start acting as a drooling amnesiac right away, thanks for the advice :)