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bad lunch :D

IBS garners sympathy and is a plausible excuse to use for checking charts, but it may hurt your chances in the bedroom. You will need to say 3 Satoshis, get your family on Steemit and all is forgiven.

Pigs will fly when my wife confirms her account;)

Show her the price of STEEM and SBD today! 😂 I think we can convert her!