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Ugh...Obtained item 10: Gem! -3 to players hit!

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!onearrow

You draw an arrow and shoot:
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it almost looked like you were a pro (are you secretly practising?), you pierce the enemy for a a hit of 4 points

Dareth is victorious again. He salutes the crowd and slinks back into the shadows with his Dagger and Gem.

"I need to find a pawn shop" he mutters to himself.

The math says that Dareth is not victorious.

4 + 1 (dagger, shop item) - 3 (gem, pickpocketed item) - 1 (stage/class rule) = 1 (FAIL)

You have 2 life points left for this stage. Your current items and the stage rule gives you a total modifier of -3 to your rolls on this stage. Assuming no more items, you will need to roll at least a 6 to beat the ogre and pass.

!manyarrows


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### OMG! What are you doing? You go to draw three arrows but forgot to put your belt on and your pants fall down. You drop your bow to protect your Tra-la-la and are forced to run from the battle field; As your flee, flashing everyone with your bare buttcheeks, the foe gently inserts a knife in your back...You lose a life! Please bring your belt next time!