Benji
Best office worker
Sings songs and naps all day long
Cuddle and fuss breaks
True story, this is my coworker Benji, his jobs include office welfare manager, making sure every takes regular screen breaks for a cuddle and gets outside for a bit of fresh air, musical entertainment, howling the songs not only of his people, but also of yours, being able to howl actual tunes, and most importantly, number one trip hazard, keeping health and safety on their toes by flopping out for a nap where ever he happens to fall!
You won! https://steemit.com/contest/@vdux/announcing-the-vdux-haiku-contest-winners
How do I get that job? Does he need an apprentice?
Applications must be submitted on dog biscuits, one word per biscuit lol
What about words written WITH doggie biscuits?