Here are some funny snapshots. I took them recently with my (low quality) cell phone camera.
Please comment and give me a good title for each photo (3 x 1 = 3 titles).
Best set of three titles wins a prize of 10 SBD. Have fun!
Author photos. Payment declined on post.
Photo 1: The sheriff has been shot, the deputy is in bad shape
Photo 2: On the trace of a cow who ate too much of white chocolate
Photo 3: The turkeys think that the grass is greener on their side of the trees
I did not shoot the deputy.
Prove it!
OK, let's say that the deputy is traumatized and speaking gibberish,
In that case, I might unleash the turkey hunter.
Your good dongkypong and best dongkypong !!
I am from indonesia steemit community..
Posting about our community version of Indonesia
So that our community in the world know .. please
Your best dongky
It's been wonderful to help support the Indonesia community and I look forward to continuing to help.
Thank you very much @donkeypong
Never tired of helping us in steemit, may we always be a family,
I really hope your help. thank you
sorry my English is bad. Hehe 😊☺
Photo 1 - Score like a capsicum - Green field
Photo 2 - Splat like a giant Sea gull
Photo 3 - Thanks God is not Christmas?
If there were a Christmas turkey hunt, my dog would not be on the team. He'd sign up for a squirrel hunt, though.
1.) When The Close Captioner Has Been Out In The Sun For Too Long
2.) I Know The Roads Were Going To Shit But This Is Ridiculous
3.) "Where You Going Dog? You Big Turkey."
Turkeys or shit, that dog would take the shit.
Drunk commentator and a drank audience
Ancient Aliens
Asking the turkeys for direction be like
The subtitle program drank something, too.
Photo 1 - (continuing the sub)...tom to the it covfefe
Photo 2 - On the road for the Shitload
Photo 3 - I am outta here, I ain't getting axed
The President (is he really?) can tweet something and create a new word. I'll have to settle for this post.
(almost) everything is a meme man
Foto3: Farngorn, shepard of the trees in his new crusade.
Foto2: Abstract (f)art.
Foto1: Automatic non-critical voice recognition based captioning for earing impaired (and the problem of having 50k people insulting the little guy in black)
Nice post. I should read more in english.
Photo 1. After years of back biting, Marv Albert finally has an aneurysm.
Photo 2. Running out of fuel, the pilot jettisons the lavatory contents to save a little weight.
Photo 3. A win for foul everywhere, the turkeys chased off the ankle-biting dog in triumph.
I hope I am worthy...
Photo 1 : Tongue-tongue commentator.
Photo 2 : Who should be responsible with this shit?
Photo 3 : Go home chicken
Two tongues: you're on the right track there.
Thanks @donkeypong ;)))
It all makes sense now.
Photo 1 - When Bill Cosby is the guest commentator for your soccer game.
Photo 2 - Scene of the crime, after a hit and run involving Kim Kardashian's ass.
Photo 3 - "Yo dogg, this is our turf! Come back here and I'll peck you good esse!"
1: Lost in translation
2: Careful, shit ahead!
3: You geese, we gander.
Photo 1 - Currently in a alternate universe where humans don't have arms and english is spoken differently.
Photo 2 - Currently in a alternate universe where dinosaurs still exist along with humans. A place where humans can die from humongous Velociraptor poop falling from the sky.
Photo 3 - Currently in a alternate universe where turkeys are plotting to take over the world. Turkey Leader: "A human QUICK act natural".
Extra points for continuity in your title theme.
Pretty good theme there.
Great idea. I am exited for the comments xD
3)Nice Ass Little Doggie, I'd Gobble You Up
Elephants. That explains a lot.
@donkeypong. What is payment declined and how/why?
That means I chose the option to make no money from this post. It's just for fun. But the prize money is real.
Too bad, you're making 5 cents from this post.
Do comments pay if the post payment is declined? I hope so, since I upvote a lot of them.
As far as I know they do.
10 cents now. My account has such power /s
Lol, you just had to
5 cents for you too. My voting power be damned.
one cent for you :P
haha, anyway, nice knowing you @justtryme90, I checked your post, all good, followed you, your sleep and learning post was so useful for me :)
I will try to not let you down and keep striving to learn and grow as an author. Thank you.
Yipeee! I'm 5 cents richer all thanks to the generous @justtryme90.
You're far too kind.
Very much appreciated.
Following.
If you comment in my post titled "Women Are Wooed By Men Who Use Metaphors" I will be able to be more generous to you tomorrow.
Oh, cool. Still a bit new here so was just curious. Thanks
"The deputy if is any wo could Tom to the it sfvpt." What kind of soccer are you watching man?
International game with a dumb captioning program.
#1: We interrupt your regularly-scheduled program; #2: [insert pooping noise here]; #3: "WE EATIN' DINNUR T'NITE!"
Quick scene cuts with some flashes. Yes, it would be worth some laughs.
3.Kiss my ass turkey freaks.
Speech freaks, turkey vomit, ass king.
#1 I see Dennis, the Empires IT guy, tried to fix your TV.
#2 I shouldn't have eaten all that Ewok before going on the Tilt-a-Whirl.
#3 Five creatures (almost as ugly as the Emperor) keep the canine... and every other creature away from the precious trees.
Surely, your Death Star has more important planets and moons to target?
That is the beauty of being the ultimate power in the universe... I don't have to choose.
Somehow, I knew covfefe would come into this.
Didn't feel like eating turkey after that.
No, the Other Goal.
Might as Well Splat Big.
Thank God, No Holidays in June
This dog isn't inclined to make his own holiday.
what a commentary!
what a shit!
ohh! doggy
3." A few more pecks and we can take this tree down"
You're making me think I should have commissioned an e-book.
haha go on! :)
1 Google translate.
2 Bird discovering Flat Earth.
3 Looking for a way out.
Winner, winner, turkey dinner! Congratulations and thanks to everyone who entered. 10 SBD sent.
I am very grateful to donkeypong for this contest. Thank you for the 10 SBD I received. Let's steam on.
Is there a pot of gold somewhere?
The comment right above my first one ... LOL
I'm thinking it might be a good idea to make a 'what not to do' post for newbies. Calling a highly respected member of the community a 'good dongky' after asking for votes and resteems would be pretty high on the list hahaha!
Did you feel rain from this tree?
Need three. :)
1st photo - The Half Screen
Need three titles, please. :)
1st The Half Screen
2nd The Porrage
3rd Where are we?
I lost half my porridge, but turkey isn't sounding good.
They don't like it :)
Need three titles. :)
Need explanation on the first picture. I don't understand it. :/
That's what the titles are for. I need you to "explain" it. :) Hint: I was watching a soccer game in a non-English language with a captioning program that thought it was English.
Thanks a lot :P
Thought it was some weird sports code hahah
Hope you like them ;-)