- What should you give an injured lemon? Lemon-aid
- If an atheist died in church, what would they put on their coffin? Flowers
- Who went into the lion's den unarmed and came out alive? Daniel
- A man rode down the street on a horse, yet walked. How come? A very short legged horse
- How can you eat an egg without breaking the shell? Ask someone else to break it.
- Why was King Henry VIII buried in Westminster Abbey? KH's death was kept secret from everyone except those closest to the king, to allow transition of rulership to his young 9 year old son. Due to the age of the child, this is why KH is buried at WA and all planned by KH himself.
- Country's used to hang many criminals, but they would not hang a man with a wooden leg. Why? Wooden legs don't wrap around necks, ropes do.
- Why do storks stand on one leg? They don't flamingo's stand on one leg, and it's to store heat.
- A circular field is covered in thick snow. A black cow with white spots is in the middle. Two white cows with black spots are on the edge of the field. What time is it? Winter time.
- What was the problem with the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? It wooden go.
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Thank you ifc and group, this stuff is fun potatoes! :) is that really a
saying? :p
Great answers! :) I wish you luck in the contest! Thank you for participating!!
thanks so much! yay!! :)