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Hahaha that's a great story. To be honest, much as I love Chinese food, I've never had a good desert in China. They always look great but taste awful. They keep putting weird stuff in it like beans or sesame.

Man I wish it was just beans and sesame. It was crushed ice, probably made with tap water and colored with way too many artificial colors. Well let's just say all that colorful stuff had to get out of my system somehow.