Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone: Eat her favorite pet
Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone: An elaborate scavenger hunt that gets her out of the house long enough to change the locks and for you post the video of you nailing her sister
Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone: "roses are red, violets are blue, garbage is dumped and so are you"
haha I saw that you posted on the other account :p
nice answers anyway :)
hungover posting is not the way to start the morning :)
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