- Buy life insurance on her to the tune of several million dollars, or at least print off certificates that makes/him/her believe it is real. If living together try to ensure (real or fake) that it is addressed to the two of you and that she opens them all.
If not living together, watch a documentary together about hh holmes, then show her all the (real or fake) life insurance you been buying on her. - Assuming she's not vegan, become vegan.
- Put a locking device on the toilet that only you have the key to. Lock it so that the lid is always up...except when you need it of course.
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sounds like you've got it all figured out