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Given what the damned
Things smell like a lot of times,
You are not far off.

                 - flemingfarm


I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

Yeah, I was just messing around. I knew it was pig's milk the whole time.

That would be just silly. Someone out milking a pig. You Would Have To try all the tits to make sure they produce. Plus pig milk is so fatty... bacon milk... ewww.

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Yeah. And then they want to cuddle after.

That was a haiku? Probably one of the best this year.