Hey all, I want to try something different. My friend is looking for a new "resume"
Rules are simple, follow me & re-steem this post while also leaving a comment on this post of his "resume"... I want this to be fun and/or funny, the more creative the better!
Looking forward to your comments ;)
Deadline is Saturday October 28th. The winner will receive 5 STEEM.
Thought we would have more funny entries by now! Where is the steemit sense of humor?! 😀
i know! Apparently there isn't much comedy available in steemit :(
i couldnt help myself to reply. That guy on the beach is hilarious! HA!
Name: Joey Beegbum
Objective: To find a career where I can utilize my glowing tan and 20 years of experience wowing beach babes with my Trump like color and wicked abs.
Experience: 1990-2017
Beach porno fill-in and lifeguard on call.
1987-1990
Tan instructor.
References:
Donald Trump
Homer Simpson
Don Johnson
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