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Well, since I knew nothing about you I decided to use a joke guess and try for the most creative prize. Thanks for reading it.

There isn't much to know about me at all. I'm married, have a couple of kids, a passel of piglets, a small herd of cattle, a tiny flock of chickens, and a pack of puppies/grand-puppies. :D That's me in a nut (maybe a bit of emphasis on the "nut" part) shell. :D LOL. :D Thanks for participating in the contest, it was a lot of fun to read yours and the other responses. :D
God bless you. :D Have an awesome day! :D