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!mightyslash

You draw your sword and perform a quick swing...
slash
LOL, you missed! The enemy is ready to counter and slices off your head like a hot knife through butter. You lose a life, you fool. I think you need a little more practice stable-boy!


!mightyslash

Ok, I don't know why @schopenhauer didn't roll here... try issuing the command in response to its reply that your first mighty slash on Gobbo failed. (Or, you can skip this battle and move on to stage 3 since you are now out of the running for the stage prize.)