😜Wacky Wednesday! ❓ Weird Questions❓

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• ❓ If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
• ❓ What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
• ❓ What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
• ❓ What is the sexiest and least sexy name?
• ❓ What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

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Comments

[tcpolymath]

❓ If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

Dolphins. Male dolphins have been known to sexually harass female zookeepers, so I can only imagine what they would be like if they could add words to it.

❓ What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

Cleaning the oven.

❓ What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

When house-hunting we looked at a house that was packed full of taxidermied animal heads. Being from Minnesota, seeing a few isn't unusual, but this little house had hundreds crammed together.

❓ What is the sexiest and least sexy name?

I don't really perceive names as inherently sexy or unsexy.

❓ What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

NASCAR? Decathlon? Kayaking? Hm, all the funny ones are going to end up with someone getting killed.

[helpie]

LOL!

• Dude. I didn't know that about dolphins!
• Truth
• Whoa... that's a lot of heads.
• Bwahahahaha! I wonder about this one...
• Well, if it ends in death, it wouldn't be FUNNY now would it? 🤣 But really, a MANDATORY amount could be small... just enough to make it FUNNY. And yes, I'd probably NOT include driving or any water sports with alcohol... cause again... not funny. Now... ping pong? Totally hilarious, safe and has been proven to be a good time. 😎

[carrieallen]

Above comment came from me.... I totes didn't realize I was logged into Helpie...

[maquemali]

Hey there! This seems interesting to answer hahaha.. well okay here goes..

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

Hmmmm.. I think it would be the chickens.. hahaha maybe because they could finally answer why they keep crossing the roads a hundred times. And they will be annoyed in answering it. 😂✌

What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

I hate seeing someone spitting in public. That is just so gross!

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

In so far the homes I have been to, there is one who had caught my attention. They have no windows! I dont know it seems I would suffocate inside. I need air!

What is the sexiest and least sexy name?

That would be KINKY! hahaha I do find that sexy.. 😉

What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

Basketball!! That would be hilarious to see players so drunk and cant even shoot the ball or perhaps couldnt pass the ball right haha.. 😁

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[carrieallen]

[nelsonchalbaud]

❓If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Ants. really, ants. imagine all of those million tiny friends insulting you all at once when you step on his cave 🤩

❓ What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
Taking selfies every single f*** place

❓ What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
A creepy painting of an indian that looks at you like it's going to stole your soul

❓ What is the sexiest and least sexy name?
Sexiest, i think Alessandra. Least sexy, maybe mine, lmao.

❓ What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
Baseball! it is one of the ones where you have to concentrate most and the ball is really small, that would be hell of fun haha.

[carrieallen]

OMG! These answers were hilarious!

Ants- total jerks... probably.
Sefies- AGREED.
Creepy Painting- Now I won't sleep tonight
BWHAHAHAHAH!- Nelson isn't very sexy, it's true...😏
Drunk Baseball- You almost get that same effect just by spinning with your head on the bat, looking down... you know, right? Lol! I just realized you may have no idea what I'm talking about...🤣

[zaidaguevarae]

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Without a doubt the bear! 🐻
What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
when people talk to a baby, they change their voices and make funny faces 🤭🤭🤭
What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
Strange puppets that they used to make sorcery. I was really scared, I never came back 🤪
What is the sexiest and least sexy name?
The sexiest name: Brad (Pitt) 😁😍
The least sexy name: Bartolo 🤢
What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
Archery 🤭🤭🤭

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[carrieallen]

• I dunno, all the bears I know aren't too rude...
• OMG! YES! You win the most correct answer. Baby faces. For sure.
• Puppets? For Sorcery? Um... no thank you!😱

Here I am in jello. Cause why not?

[zaidagrilli]

❓ If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

I think cats will be the rudest, they have so much character xD

• ❓ What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

Singing in the shower hahaha

• ❓ What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

A weird doll with a lot of toys around it because it were the toys of the doll supposedly... Very creppy

• ❓ What is the sexiest and least sexy name?

Jason and Eustaquio hahaha

• ❓ What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

Horse racing xD

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[carrieallen]

• I think there is a consensus that cats are dicks. 🤣
• I'll have you know, I look great singing the shower... except for the awkward nakedness... Yeah, you're right... not cute.
• What is it with people and creepy dolls?!
• Interesting...
• Are you saying the horses should drink? .... I kid! LOL!

Thanks for playing!

[stevenson7]

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest.

Definitely cats, studies have shown that when cats poop in their keepers shoe and their keeper is angry they actually don't care.

what is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

Definitely crapping. 😂 nobody looks good doing that.

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

Behind the television there this large hole, they say they hide the TV set there when they want to go away, I couldn't believe my ears and eyes.

What is the sexiest and least sexy name?

I actually don't think names are sexy anyways but if I am to choose I'd go for Stacie. It's got a nice ring to it and I can't think of a least sexy name atm.

What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

imagine rugby guys having to take alcohol, seem like they are already on some strong substance 😂.

[carrieallen]

• I'm glad my kitty has never done that... But he gets literally ANYTHING he wants... except to bring in bunnies... I gotta draw the line somewhere.... But yeah- he'd probably be kinda a dick if he had words...
• LOL! #everybodypoops #nobodylookscute
• That TV thing is WEIRD. Like really weird. WTF? Weird...
• This question throws everyone... cracks me up every time. 😉
• Yup. I'd think that rugby already does have an 'unspoken' minimum amount of alcohol that must be consumed before attempting play.
  
  And... there is your gold star. You're welcome.