Whenever I think of @jerrybanfield, I see him in that - maybe somewhat silly looking - faculty cap and robe. There's also always a bust of Jerry in front of a green-screen with a white background.
In order to not show the white text on a white background, I thought I'd add a palish blue block that fades out to white.
And here's what it's supposed to look like - sort of - when viewed on @jerrybanfield's page.
