The thick felt of the Sentient Hat, along with its questionable mercury content, is enough to choke out the politician, causing his body to slump, unconsciously to the hard cobblestones. The hat saunters off, continuing its journey to the next challenge.
A sneaky Git is trying to tempt you..@gobbo
Gobbo sneaks in and steals all the dice.
He laughs like a jerk and throws a die.
The sneaky git rolls a 4.