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What the fuck is that? 😡.
You picked the wrong subject, am a physicist.

That is an example of a fake fact, the kind that I'm looking for for this contest.

I'm going to be honest, and say that I have no idea what you're getting at. Does humour offend you?

I feel like there's been some miscommunication here, this contest is asking for you to submit a fake fact. It's an exercise in the absurd, with the sole intent of being a bit of light-hearted humour. My example of reality being nothing more than an abandoned moldy yogurt is absurd, it's silly. The university of Erewhon (anagram of nowhere) doesn't exist. That's what I'm looking for.

If you feel like it, please leave your entry so that I can consider you for the prize!

I ain't angry at all, I just couldn't find an fact lie to give, concerning my reply I was pulling your legs, just trying play it on you, never knew you'll take me serious.
It was all a joke.

my bad, I'm not very good at telling the difference between sincerity and jest.

give it a try, the more absurd the better.