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You load your bow with 3 arrows and shoot
arrows
Jeeeeeeez...two of your arrows nearly hit the target, but one of them hits a nearby rock and reflects. You shot yourself right in the eye and lose a freaking life. Its safe to say you are a blind turd :D

Another embarrassing blow to his ego.

Lapichro pulls out an arrow and stabs himself in the other eye. Deciding to sit the rest of this adventure out.

Lapichro dies.

The bards shall sing of his accomplishments all throughout the land...