Have to say I got a little confused by the bredlik in the original Reddit post having the scheme of ABCB, the rules stating AABB, some using ABAB / ABCB down here, but fudge it, haha.
I tried writing one in AABB but it was too difficult and I had to scrap it... so please forgive me, as I present to you an original ABCB bredlik by @kristves:
hi dear
mein naem ist krist
follow me
und follow mein fist
upvoet for upvoet
here ist mein post
great phapography
appreciate, toast!
EDIT: Sh*t, it should've begun with "my name is..." ah well, whatever. Still proud of it!
PS! Disqualification is totally okay!
You did good!
Yur naem is krist
And tho yur tekst
Is not te meme
I am not vekst
Yu reely tryed
I can se tat
I voht at yu
I tip mye hat.
My naem is krist
Und on my list
Yu are on top
Cuz gurl, yu rock <3
Contest wus fun
Am rly glad
Now point dat gun
away, yu mad!!!
🔫
PPS! Those confused about the "fist":
It was supposed to be a part of "if beg you must / yer face it will bust" kind of thing in the AABB bredlik but I failed and it somehow fit with the ABCB's rythm.