hello everyone,
In the spirits or Xmas I've decided to make this post slightly toasted. Meaning I've had a few drinks.
I'm normally not a drinker, but hey it Xmas and just wanted to say Happy Xmas to all Steemians and no matter what the future brings you all rule (unless of course you die in this virtual war, in which case..well you've had it)
Ok so on with the battle tactics.
So for this action we have upgraded from a stick to a...lets say spear (sharp stick). And sure You can also be wearing a level 1 Santa suit..so yeah you have plus one Armour...Meaning you can take a small slap without falling down dead.
anyways on with game.
Warning: there is violence involved with this post (it's a big battle) Win the battle, Win the Glory and get the Steem
last time you were facing down some pretty mean dudes, from memory a Gobbo, a Skelo Dude, a slippery snake and maybe some kindda undead thing. I think really at this stage training is over and it's time for some real challenges, so put on your cast iron underwear and prepare for real battle and glory as we face:
Heavily armored Guard, with unusual pick fork weapon thingy
Bruce lee wanna be nunchucks wizard guy
RULES:
*You must imagine your in a war and had too many Xmas drinks (don't need to imagine, encorouge a drink before voting) and you have two potential opponents. You can see them on your screen now!
*You must Upvote this post (it is ok if your power is low, as long as you upvote and it doesn't need to be 100% this time).
*You must at least think about resteeming it...come on it's good/fun, but if you don't your still eligible.
*You may upvote other peoples comments, but you must put your own comment to be considered
*You must not drink too many beverages as significant other coming home soon and you need to take out the garbage and do house duties stuff on your day off.
*You must comment which opponent you would want to poke in the eye with your spear! and in doing so win the fight. It can only be one;
PRIZE:
*50% of ALL Author Steem raised from this post will be split evenly to the people who guess the right enemy to poke in the eye. If any of you are struggling morally or ethically about rendering another human blind, please remember it is imaginary and it's a war.
In 7 days I will post which enemy was weakest and lost the battle after your poke in the eye!
Source Images: are captured from Abandonware game Dragon Wars. In 7 days I'll post a reply here which enemy was the weakest and dish out the goodies to the winners.
May the best eye poker win!
Man..I need coffee now and water... Happy Xmas all!!
Ninchucks and magic, this combinations looks much dangerous than that pointy thing in that soldier's hand.
Heavily armoured gaurd is my target this time. I will poke his eyes. I do not want to vanish in thin air.
haha what is that pointy thing anyways, looks like he has a short swords as well though.
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The guard obviously, what is he gaurding anyway? His bowl of noodles or what?
I don't like him either. Poke his eyes, and we will play marbles with them.
haha Ouch!, squishy marbles..
Lets see what his got, apart from Armour, multiple weapons and years of training.
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The wizard looks so eye-in-the-spearable! Look at him... he's asking for it. I've never seen someone want a spear in the eye more than this guy.
Yeah now you mention, I dont like the look of this guy..i think he is asking for trouble
I would poke the guard's eye. ;( :D
Cool, he would look meaner with an eye patch anyways :)
I'm gonna kick this fake bruce lee in the head with a swift roundhouse to the nose crushing it in his skull and cause instakill, no one plagiarisies Bruce MFking LEE!
Doh! not even gonna use your spear..fair enough as long as the job is done, noone gets to insult Bruce!
Since he's not Bruce Lee I will take my chances without spear :D
The guard!
Clearly the vampire looking wizard with nunchaku is confident in his skill to be using such dangerous weapons in a fight, with no armor. Meanwhile, the guard is heavily armored, and likely slowed. He is probably simply a farmer clad in standard army garb, and not too adept at fighting. With only one eye, he will be a lot easier to fight, while the heavily trained vampire wizard would likely still kick my ass.
yeah I hate vampires..buggers bite.
I'm going to poke the heavily armored guard for a couple of reasons:
Impressive assessment, not easy when all you have is a sharp stick and a Santa outfit - your correct these guys aren't weaklings.
Lets see how it goes.
The wizard guy is spinning the nunchucks way to spinnily! His eyes shall meet the force of my spear!
Haha, now that you mention it, he is showing off! and thus probably deserves it, Good luck.
I'll poke that wizard right in the eye. He can't block if he is busy spinning those nunchucks around.
Plus the guards has got some pesky head gear on...
Hey welcome back to the comps. Some keen observations, Good luck
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