I'm too sleepy to come up with a good rant right now and that really rubs my hemorrhoids the wrong way. Does that count as a funny rant? hehe ;)
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I'm too sleepy to come up with a good rant right now and that really rubs my hemorrhoids the wrong way. Does that count as a funny rant? hehe ;)
Dig a little deeper. Everyone's got a rant.
Maybe I misunderstood. I saw funny in the tags so I assumed that the rant should try to be humorous. I suppose/know that my sense of humor is odd and that my "rant" was kind of weird.
In any case, I will call this my official rant. I'm occasionally REALLY pissed off that (many/most) people don't understand my attempts at humor. I laugh at or about most serious kinds of things. Either it's a coping mechanism to laugh at pain, etc., because of the more or less common experiences of serious shit in my/everyone's lives, or I actually have a cruel heart?
Also, I find almost all "jokes" to be boring/not funny because they tend to be so DAMN unoriginal or derivative to such an extreme that I wonder if any or most people can or ever do have new thoughts or are they just mindless parrots copying and pasting other people's jokes into and from their brains. Humor is in the eye of the beholder and I think most people are beholding garbage in their heads that is simply stupid or not funny. I said it, I meant it, and anyone who disagrees with my rant can stub their toes on a skunk's ass. END RANT.
I totally get you @lundgreenman . I am the guy that laughs his ass off only to be told that it was not a joke . I think people take themselves too seriously. life is too short . Life is pretty laughable when you’ve been through enough shit. I thought your hemorrhoid rant was hilarious
Thanks! I agree that life is too damn short (and too often shitty) and why should I take myself seriously? Pretty much no one else does.... hahaha :)
It was funny and yes humor is encouraged here, but I knew you could pull something better out of your ass.
Thanks, you were right... probably. (but don't tell anyone) hahaha :)
P.S. I guess I have a contrarian sense of humor that only other contrarians understand. We are a rare breed. No, we are not. Yes, we are. Am I nuts? Yes and NO. :P