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!magicblast

You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt:
lightning
Unfortunately you were standing in a puddle of water and electrocute yourself..Lol you are the worst magician ever and you should feel bad. I mean cmon - a puddle?! You lose a life, you big goof.

!magicblast

You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt:
lightning
What the actual flying duck? You produce a lightning bolt so powerful it turns into a dragon - the Mother of all lightning spells! - You unleash it on your enemy with full force and watch as your foe gets annihilated with a 12 point hit!!! Youre a Wizard, Harry...wait no, you said you were Tom? Gasp

that's right die!!!
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12-2+1=11 easy kill