"I can conquer the world with one hand as long as you’re holding the other."
"Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage." - Ambrose Bierce
"Love: a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. "
I approached a kid and asked, " What is love? " the kid answered, " Love is when a puppy licks your face" I laughed, but then he added. "Even after you left him Alone all day."