Garple - to look at someone in disbelief. The look is usually reserved for people who think very highly of themselves, but are clearly mistaken.
He thinks he sparkles but I just garple at him.
I garpled at the girl dressed up as a unicorn who had clearly had too much to drink. She kept trying to bless everyone with her unicorn 🦄 horn but kept poking them in the eye instead.
You Suck!!
You throw like a girl!
❤️💕 Swoons over Benny❤️❤️
Ha! I like this definition very much... I could soooo use this on some of my friends and family, lol!