Garple: Any act that continues on a trend that could have been avoided/stopped if the act had simply taken a moment to think about it.
So after you staggered out of ol' Gary's place 12 beer in; you decided to hit the pub? At which point you bought a round for the band; and stole some dudes beer before falling into a fresh table of pints and a waitress... Now at what point in all this did you drunk text your ex? Man... you just garpled that from the get go didn't ya?!
I rather enjoyed this definition. Loved the example, that’s for certain.