It's too bad because if a woman wins this Contest ... she automatically gets crowned, the "Prettiest Girl on Steemit."
That's not nothing.
Alright, here's my modified pitch: You don't do the recitation ... nor do you and your son do a collaboration. HE does the recitation ... you just pour the drinks. We both know you're very good at pouring drinks, Lynn. This will be a ton of fun. He's a guy ... farts are our friends. For visuals: Have him eat lots of beans, squeeze his butt-cheeks together and let rip in front of a candle ... the resultant art is called a "Blue Angel" ... and That's Must See TV. I'll bet he'd jump at the opportunity.
Lynn ... you have to ask.
Don't deprive your child of this opportunity.
Quill